u-boot README

int main(int argc, char *argv[])
{
    sighandler_t no_more_time;

    signal(SIGALRM, no_more_time);
        alarm(PROJECT_DEADLINE - toSec (3 * WEEK));

        if (available_money > available_manpower) {
            Pay consultant to port U-Boot;
            return 0;
        }

        Download latest U-Boot source;

        Subscribe to u-boot mailing list;

        if (clueless)
            email("Hi, I am new to U-Boot, how do I get started?");

        while (learning) {
            Read the README file in the top level directory;
            Read http://www.denx.de/twiki/bin/view/DULG/Manual;
            Read applicable doc/*.README;
            Read the source, Luke;
            /* find . -name "*.[chS]" | xargs grep -i <keyword> */
        }

        if (available_money > toLocalCurrency ($2500))
            Buy a BDI3000;
        else
            Add a lot of aggravation and time;

        if (a similar board exists) {   /* hopefully... */
            cp -a board/<similar> board/<myboard>
            cp include/configs/<similar>.h include/configs/<myboard>.h
        } else {
            Create your own board support subdirectory;
            Create your own board include/configs/<myboard>.h file;
        }
        Edit new board/<myboard> files
        Edit new include/configs/<myboard>.h

        while (!accepted) {
            while (!running) {
                do {
                    Add / modify source code;
                } until (compiles);
                Debug;
                if (clueless)
                    email("Hi, I am having problems...");
            }
            Send patch file to the U-Boot email list;
            if (reasonable critiques)
                Incorporate improvements from email list code review;
            else
                Defend code as written;
    }
    return 0;
}

void no_more_time (int sig)
{
      hire_a_guru();
}